She tans quite often, so her skin is quite dark now. Like JOYZAY SHYOAH PAYPOL.

And I play Skyrim in hopes of one day achieving the Platinum Trophy.. so my hair turned blue.

And my boyfriend feels distance.

I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THIS GAME, OKAY? Maybe.. it's a bit unhealthy to play 6 - 8 hours a day.. BUT DIS IZ MAI RIFE!!! PRAY VIDYA GAEM, FUCK A MUDDAH BITCH.

No but actually.. my social life consists of having gotten recently married to Brynjolf in Skyrim. HAWT ASS THEIVES GUILD MEMBER. PPPP

Too bad I be the leader of literally every possible cult in this game. I nurse my little Dark Brotherhood pride and joy back to health. :3

Okay.. enough Skyrim talk.

It's time to be fur serious.

Bro's, I have OCD. That is all.

Happy Easter, now that is all.

I really want to eat pizza, okay that's seriously all.

We need to chill and watch me play Skyrim, okay.. that's actually all I wanted to say.

My hair is fucking blue. Now that's the real truth, that is all.

But I want to go to Marcello's and eat some damn pasta with y'all and herp-a-derp-herpies up in Vaughan Mills. Like niggers in Paris.

WUZ LOUI MAH KILLUH.

idek. I just ate like this big ass piece of white chaklet atop the first and only tier of an cake of Easter zombie jebus ritualistic celebration day and 90000000 cups of coffee so I be hyper-ie-er than like.. Onision. And hey, it's 4am already, I'll try to sleep now.

Anyway, you be some cool ass peeper keepers, up in yo' alls heads. Word.

FUCK I AM SO HYPER LET'S SKINNY DIP IN A RIVER!! WITH FISH! DID YOU KNOW HORSES COULD SWIM WHAT THAH FUCK??